[	mood	|	predatory	]
[	music	|	Jerry Raines – Dangerous Redhead	]

How to tell you are computer stupid:

1. For the third time you’ve had to have me come by your place to fix your computer because you can’t figure out how to properly use it.

2. One of those three times I’ve had to come by because you started chatting with that “Pop-up chick”

3. You still use a microsoft operating system as a home user and all you do is surf the web, download music and click shit

4. You don’t understand that malware is a bad thing

5. You have weatherbug, bonzibuddy, aim or any other stupid “utility” installed …. you want the weather go to theweathernetwork.com/theweatherchannel.com or even better … environment.gc.ca

6. You use free anti-virus software such as AVG or Avast

7. You actually think adaware/spysweeper/spybegone/superfreeantispywarebullshit works.

8. You don’t use firefox as your main browser

9. You actually respond or forward emails with music and little html blinky things telling me how angels whisper tunes up my cornhole if I forward it to 12 munchkins in hats

10. You download your music or whatever you download from programs such as limewire, kazaa or similar

11. You don’t know what a “newsgroup” is

13. You actually think single sign-on is a good thing ….

14. You can say “That’s me” in reference to any of the above.

This list is ever expanding …. most of you are numb-skulls when it comes to computers … it’s not the same as your tv where you can just browse the channels without consequences … hell even tv’s have a V chip, why can’t a computer have an ID-10-T chip?